January 2012
2 posts
Hero. →
Asians. Gotta love them. And their crazy ass weird talent shows.
June 2009
1 post
Wow....
It’s been a long time since I’ve blogged on this.
I blame….. Sheer lack of caring.
March 2009
11 posts
My Little Pony Legends →
“Oh she’s only seventeen
Wine and whine and wound up over everything...”
– Kings of Leon - 17
Pluck my Chordae Tendineae
Chuck & Blair, why can’t those two kids work it out?
“Anyone who has never made a mistake, has never tried anything new.”
– Albert Einstein
My sister's friend smells.
Of nappies….. ?
Should I say something or not?
Poor Joseph
If Mary was a virgin, does that mean that her husband Joseph didn’t get any?
Ever? Poor sod. He really does deserve to be a saint.
Vintage Ventiglimia →
Done. Dusted. Hoovered. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
This is it. I’m going to bed after I type this. I’m will not be led astray by MSN conversations, or browsing through people’s profiles. I just need to vent..
WOULD YOU JUST GO AWAY??
We’ve have left you be, left it all alone, no lyrics, no comments, no taglines. No nothing. We have MOVED on.. and if you take anything from this blog, please let it be this; -You should...
The Song Of My Childhood.
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/b/barney/brushing-my-teeth/
How To Make Him Jealous.
Five easy steps to make that guy, that idiot who dumped you, incredibly, outraged with the green eyed monster:
1. Look absolutely HOT, make him see what he is missing
2. Appear incredibly happy, all the time, make him think you are delighted to be rid of him
3. Make him believe you are moving on, even if you are not
4. Flirt with other guys around him, especially his friends
5. IMPORTANT: Be...
February 2009
5 posts
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Apologies.
I’m sorry.
1. For not wanting you.
2. For using you.
3. For lying to you.
4. For not giving up on you.
5. For breaking into your bebo, even if it was an extremely enjoyable experience.
6. For wanting him, while I was with you.
7. For telling her everything.
Actually I’m not very sorry at all. It was fun.
Do you know what I would love?
To take it all, everything, back.
xox...
Dedicated To He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Hands touch, eyes meet Sudden silence, sudden heat Hearts leap in a giddy whirl He could be that boy But I’m not that girl
Don’t dream too far Don’t lose sight of who you are Don’t remember that rush of joy He could be that boy I’m not that girl
Ev’ry so often we long to steal To the land of what-might-have-been But that doesn’t soften the ache...
I Told Him Christina.
A Baby-faced Super Value Employee
For all the shit that has happened this past week, I just want to say one thing. I’m not trying to be spiteful or get one last dig at the idiot who has caused me so much pain and drama over the course of this weekend, I just need to get one thing out of my system.
I, JohnJacobJinglehimmersymth, hope that you, Baby-face, will in turn, become a good for nothing version of a boy we both once...
January 2009
1 post
